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The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS"

I think I've found the second scariest site ever (the first being hillaryclinton.com), and you're going to shit bricks when you see what I've found.
The site as a whole is Objectiveministries.org but their kidz section is just rage inducing. ('The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm' [a direct quote from the website])
After the far too wordy for little kids introduction, the viewer comes to a series of pictures, each of which I absolutely feel the need to comment on.

The first picture is so harmless and sweet, very deserving to be on a religious site for children:

Absolutely avoid that bed, kids!

 

The second picture, although somewhat nonsensical, takes the game approach and puts some interpersonal human to human (well, lamb to lion) relationship into play (boy I hope Lambuel likes Ruby after all this trouble):

Choose their mates, yo.

 

Ah, now we arrive at the racism and elitism, (and to think, you assumed I had actually just found a regular old children's site). I could actually say a lot more about this picture, but I'll let you just make your own judgment:

Yeah, Habu, you're suck a fucking idiot...

 

Okay, now this is where it just gets downright bigoted and, frankly, frightening. This is straight up telling kids to not talk to people because they're different, either that or avoid goats, maybe I'm misinterpreting:

I don't know about you, but if I saw a goat in my neighborhood I would kill that mother fucker.
(oddly Habu looks far more upset)

 

Ah, Professor Giraffenstein, your fun facts are, well, neither:

Correct Answer: Yes.
Less than ten thou... WTF?

This shit is fucking classic. I'll share another, just to push you over the edge:

Good question, bro.
I can't handle this. I think Habu and I need to team up and kill the giraffe.

* One mountain sez: I think the fundies choice of a giraffe for their animal scientist is just to apt a selection.  You see, a giraffe is the only animal with a neck long enough to shove it's head completely up it's ass.*

Hopped to... where? from where? No way, really?! Wow:

That's one dedicated ass Jewaroo.

 

Two words, Levi: Kill Yourself:

So gay. srsly.

 

I really thought I had more to say about each of these pictures, but they speak for themselves. They're so, absolutely, right on that I just have to go out and punch a Buddhist in the face. Meditation is for idiots.