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"The Best Korea in the World" Award
South Korea Wins 55th Time in a Row

#1 of 2: 55 Years Straight!

An international Tribunal representing all nations has voted unanimously for the 55th year in a row that South Korea is the least suckiest of All the world's Koreas.

South Korea boasts a highly stable economy and on occasion produces some mega hot babes.

In contrast, North Korea is known for it's human rights violations, isolation from the world and being ruled by a complete fucktard.

"Once again South Korea's spirit has shown through and has proven itself not to be the asshole of the world." Said Prime Minister Han Duck-Soo. He later admitted, "It may not be the asshole of the world, but you can certainly smell it from South Korea.