Written by Morbid Optimist | 15 September 2012

While we’re used to seeing Kate Middleton don amazing and beautiful fashions from big-name designers, she has recently unveiled a new fashion that is not only quite impressive, but affordable by every woman on earth and hopefully becomes a trend that rages on ad infinitum. For those that are unsure how to recreate this unique style, the steps are quite simple:

1. Wear a bikini.
2. Go somewhere that seems private but has obvious sight lines to your location.
3. Take off bikini top.
4. Sue people when they take photos.

That’s all it takes! I told you it was simple.

No comment has been made as to where Kate Middleton’s topless fashion ideas came from, but one thing is absolutely certain: She is an innovator of styles and has proven that she can stay abreast with even the best designers worldwide.

What is most impressive about this style is that it is 100% androgynous, here we can see both Prince William and Kate Middleton wearing it:

However, as Middleton hasn’t yet released this new style publicly, the Royal Family has issued a lawsuit to the French magazine Closer for prematurely unveiling the “Kate Middleton Nude Collection.”

And, quite honestly, this topless fashion is far better than any of the “High Fashion” that came out during New York’s Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Right?