Written by Morbid Optimist | 05 August 2009

I think I've found the second scariest site ever (the first being teaparty.org), and you're going to shit bricks when you see what I've found.
The site as a whole is Objectiveministries.org but their kidz section is just rage inducing. ('The "Z" is for "ZEALOUSNESS," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm' [a direct quote from the website])
After the far too wordy for little kids introduction, the viewer comes to a series of pictures, each of which I absolutely feel the need to comment on.

The first picture is so harmless and sweet, very deserving to be on a religious site for children:

The second picture, although somewhat nonsensical, takes the game approach and puts some interpersonal human to human (well, lamb to lion) relationship into play (boy I hope Lambuel likes Ruby after all this trouble):

Ah, now we arrive at the racism and elitism, (and to think, you assumed I had actually just found a regular old children's site). I could actually say a lot more about this picture, but I'll let you just make your own judgment:

Okay, now this is where it just gets downright bigoted and, frankly, frightening. This is straight up telling kids to not talk to people because they're different, either that or avoid goats, maybe I'm misinterpreting:

(oddly Habu looks far more upset)