Written by One Mountain | 05 August 2009

"Bunner"
The combination of two words: Boner + Bummer = Bunner

A "Bunner" is one of those boners you would get when you're about to give a presentation in high school. When The teacher would call on you to stand and the fabric of your pants would caress the shaft in that oh so right yet oh so, "Oh God Please No!" kind of way. Getting a bunner in high school would sent me to pull out some excuse for walking all awkward like, "Oh my hip," as I made my way to the front of the class hoping to christ that my bunner would subside as I slowly mosied along.

Of course, in retrospect, I now realize that these so called "bunners" would have made for some good advertising to the opposite sex. Rather then walking around stiff legged like some damn decrepit 80 year old I should have pulled a "smiling Bob" making the rounds with my pelvis proudly thrust forward with my member shamelessly leading the one man sausage parade.