Matheson vs Wright Utah Congressional Primary
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18 June 2010
We made these for the upcoming Matheson vs. Wright for Congress Primary here in Utah. Guess who were rooting for.
My New Hero
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18 June 2010
Move over Chuck, I have a new hero: Gary Faulkner. This 52-year-old California construction worker decided to fight terrorism the good ol’ fashioned way: vigilante style. Packing a 3-foot-long sword, a pistol (I hope it was a six-shooter), and a pair of night vision goggles, Mr. Faulkner was, and I quote, on “a mission to decapitate Osama Bin Laden.” Add a comment
San Diego Earthquake, June 14th
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15 June 2010
So San Diego was hit with another earthquake today, 5.7 at 9:26pm, and a dozen or so aftershocks. Although the magnitude and duration of this one was much smaller than the Easter earthquake, it felt, for lack of a better term, much angrier. It's been reported that there are no casualties with this earthquake, and I imagine the devastation left behind during the Easter quake was much more reportable, but this quake just felt mad.
I've never felt jumping like this before, and the subsequent aftershocks of this quake didn't help my state of mind much either. I could hear the ground shaking underneath me, and this is becoming an all too frequent experience we in Southern California and Northern Mexico have to deal with.
Damn you to hell, 2012.
Add a commentNuns file for annulment from Christ
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19 March 2010
Tired of Receiving Jesus only by oral means, thousands of nuns filed for annulment this Thursday.
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Can I get some fuckin' healthcare?
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11 August 2009
I'd like to say a few things about healthcare, or Obamacare, as retards like to call it, and I want to speak real plain because it's become obvious during this issue that people are Add a comment
Area Christians Jealous
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05 August 2009
Of My Personal Relationship With Jesus
Hi, this is One Mountain and for sometime now I've been great friends with Jesus. Now the thing I should point out to you is that my relationship is not the conventional, "Well, I pray and I talk to myself at night and it's directed at Jesus so hence, I have a personal relationship with Jesus," kind of thing. We're buddies. Jesus comes over and hangs out with me, no shit. Up until recently, our friendship has been great until the local Christian community found out we hang. Add a comment
The Best Korea in the World
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05 August 2009
"The Best Korea in the World" Award
South Korea Wins 55th Time in a Row
An international Tribunal representing all nations has voted unanimously for the 55th year in a row that South Korea is the least suckiest of All the world's Koreas.
South Korea boasts a highly stable economy and on occasion produces some mega hot babes.
In contrast, North Korea is known for it's human rights violations, isolation from the world and being ruled by a complete fucktard.
"Once again South Korea's spirit has shown through and has proven itself not to be the asshole of the world." Said Prime Minister Han Duck-Soo. He later admitted, "It may not be the asshole of the world, but you can certainly smell it from South Korea.