Tuxzdo Blakk Pre-Interview Anticipation Building Attempt
13 December 2012
I'm currently in the process of trying to land an interview with Tuxzdo Blakk, the notorious and awesome hip hop artist from Sacramento but out of Texas. His stuff hearkens back to an era of smooth lines, actually entertaining lyrics and a touch of subtle humor that'll keep you guessing: Get a sample of what I"m talking about after the jump.Add a comment
Wall-E is the Best Movie of All Time
10 December 2012
There shouldn't be a doubt in anyone's head as far as Wall-E is concerned. This heartwarming tale about a self-portable trash compactor that falls in love with a plant delivery service is as good as cinema is ever going to get. Period.Add a comment
Jeff Dunham isn't Funny
03 October 2012
I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why Jeff Dunham continues to get Comedy Central specials. There is no allure to his act. No wit. No charm. No comedy. I have put some serious thought into why I have to see his face on my television every time I’m trying to watch something that’s actually humorous, and the only logical conclusion I can come up with is that he has a firm grip on two very specific demographics: the uneducated and racists.Add a comment
Blizzard's Attack Against Me via Starcraft 2
27 August 2010
In an apparent attempt to ruin every aspect of my life, Blizzard released Starcraft 2 on July 27th, 2010. Considering the game has targeted and affected me, and me alone, there can only be one logical conclusion: Blizzard developed Starcraft 2 for the destruction of my personal life and emotional well being. Anyone that thinks differently is highly confused and obviously has a severe logic deficiency.Add a comment
The Stigma of Gamers
01 July 2010
I hate and am sick of the stigma gamers carry in that we're socially awkward and void of sexual skill. I continually see comics online showing gamers as embarassed to speak with girls, fumbling over words, and living a life of unwanted virginity. Through a bit of research, I have compiled a list of people who consider themselves to be gamers and, well, you tell me if you think they're socially inept and void of vagina or declined of dick. Add a comment
A failure is born
18 June 2010
One of my favorite writers, Mike Maddox of Maddox.com, had a submission contest a few years back for his upcoming comic book series looking for writers. I don't remember all of the contest rules but I do remember that it had to have pirate Maddox in it and bonus points for including lumberjack or Paul Bunyan and his Ox, Blue. I thought it was funny when I rediscovered it a few days ago buried in my emails, so why not share?(click the image to view the entire strip)Add a comment
TOOL? Yes, you are.
10 August 2009
At CreateDebate.com, someone asked the question "What makes TOOL the best band ever?"
The best reply I saw throughout the entire debate was "Nothing." I couldn't agree more. Joecavalry seems to have a great argument against that by saying, "Their music playing abilities." Is that really the case?
How to know you've gone too far
05 August 2009
Your Live gamer score is six digits.
Bored with mere button press, you've moved on to
You've beaten all the games you own, mastered the most expert of levels. You experience the glory as the game cuts to the credits.
But it may be taking a turn for the worse… Add a comment
Life Insurance Ad for the Gamer Generation
05 August 2009