Written by All Names Are Lies | 02 October 2012

When I was first offered the opportunity to write articles and make money off of them I said, “Fuck Yeah man, where do I sign?” And now that it has been about a week since this has happened I have yet to come up with something worth writing. I have extensive education in English and Literature, and here I am having a hard time writing about things that should be easy.

This has been one of the hardest things I've had to do only because I guess that it is something new to me. To be able to write what I want about who I want and with any fucking word I want. How is this not easy for me to do? I am a ball of opinions, a vigilant advocate of political incorrectness, a person that has more zeal than a priest when he sees a child. But yet here I am, practically writing an introduction.

My name came from a conversation of trying to find funny acronyms but I stumbled upon something that I actually have grown close to. All Names Are Lies sounds... philosophical, thanks MO, but this name works exactly how I want it to.

Why hello there online reader, I'm A.N.A.L”

I'd like to believe that anytime any writer writes there is a wall that seems to block the way, a barrier that needs to be broken, a hurdle that needs to be... well, hurdled. Although it is one of my passions, and I feel that I can do it with some avidity and easiness, something like this always seems too good to be true. To write about things that piss me off, to give an educated explanation why that is, and maybe even move people with the pessimism that I have seems like the right thing for me to do, then why is it so fucking hard!?

I don't know if this will even reach the outside of this computer, but I would like to say that this is only an introduction and not the last thing I write for MO. From now on I want to share my view, and find like-minded people on the way, and for those that stray behind, maybe I’ll leave a lasting impression on you, (like pissing you off on the way).

It’s nice to meet you, I’m A.N.A.L. and this post is just the tip.