Written by Morbid Optimist | 05 May 2010

Internet, I have a severe problem with you right now; what's up with the utter lack of funny jokes about white people? I understand one aspect of this lies in the fact that pre-1960s minorities might have had a fear of repercussion in the form of lynching if the wrong white person overheard a joke. However, times have changed; no longer should such a fear linger (at least in most of the U.S.).

The majority of jokes that I've come across that deal with white folk end up being incredibly lame or ripped off of other racial jokes (just swap black, Mexican, Asian, Jew, or Arab with white). I never thought I would come to a point where I thought there wasn't enough creativity on the web; well, Internet, you've thoroughly disappointed me this time.

This leads me to my newest goal, to create or find 100 racist jokes against white people that are actually funny or offensive. Now here is where I ask for your participation, comment below (or email me at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) with the funniest racist white jokes you can come up with and, when I finally compile this list, I will give you credit for your submitted joke(s), at least if you'd want credit from a fucked up site like this.

To start off this whole hootenanny, I'll offer you the only joke I've come up with so far that has made my wife chuckle:

What's the difference between a vibrator and a white guy?
A vibrator can satisfy a woman.

By the way, I'm white and my wife is not... Hmmmm, she didn't have to laugh as hard as she did...

Anyway, hit me up, people, I'm really interested in offensive cracker jokes.

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