Written by One Mountain | 11 August 2009

I'd like to say a few things about healthcare, or Obamacare, as retards like to call it, and I want to speak real plain because it's become obvious during this issue that people are FUCKING IDIOTS.

1.  Privitized health care is bad.  Bad because its bottom line is to make money.  It has to charge its membership more than it puts out in order to make said money.  A govt system's bottom line is to serve the people it was created for.  The monies put in the system will pay to run the system and then to pay for the incentives of the system, that's it.

2.  Govt can regulate the shit out of the health care industry and make it cost less.  Really they can, and to counter any potential rhetoric about why don't they just regulate the current system it's pretty simple:  it would only be a matter of time before it would be de-regulated by attachments to bills that have nothing to do with health care and something with a name that no person in congress could vote no on, something like: "Boobs are totally sweet and if you vote no on this bill you are probably gay"  Which of course in hindsight, should have been the name of the current health care bill.  If people find out how FUCKING SWEET nationalized health care is they'll cut off a conservative's congressman's balls before they give it back.

3.  Want to know how to tell if the opposition to the health care bill is intellectually bankrupt?  They're talking points are all BULLSHIT.

- "Boo hoo, they're gonna kill my granny!"  Too bad it's not true.

- "I'll have to wait a long ass time to see a doctor."  You already do have to wait a long ass time to see a doctor, and if you do have to wait an additional amount of time don't be a little bitch about it, that means someone who needed to see the doctor is seeing the doctor.  You know someone who has to wait an even LONGER time to see a doctor? Someone who can't afford it.

- "I already have good health insurance I don't want to pay for someone else's"  You already are paying into a collective system by paying for insurance.  When your taxes go into the nationalized system it will make the insurance you have look like shit and you'll want to switch over to the nationalized one, which means you'll be paying for your health care just like you did before only this time it's cheaper and more secure.

- "The govt didn't get cash for clunkers right how can they get this right?"  The program was more successful than the govt had previously anticipated.  Success is a GOOD thing... dumbasses.

Here's a popular chart that republicans use to repudiate the health care plan:

Here's a simplified version I made: