Written by Morbid Optimist | 09 April 2012

People often ask me, “Morbid, if you were going to invest, what do you think would be the best option for someone with little income or collateral?”

I look them dead in the eyes and tell them, “Have children.” If this seems like an odd idea to you, you are surely one of those intellectual-elitist-liberal-treehugger types who feel that people are humans and not objects. “Waah, they have feelings. Waah, they can think and breathe and love,” that’s what you sound like. Well, you’re an idiot and I’m here to tell you that your misguided views are not only unwarranted but fallacious when you look at the best method of wealth-building humanly possible:

Make babies. Lots of them.

Though that is overly simplified, and of course there are caveats, it is the economic plan you should follow to obtain financial security in this time of uncertainty. So, let’s get on to it; here is a fool-proof plan to unprecedented wealth that you can obtain in just a few short years.