Written by Morbid Optimist | 17 August 2007

Conclusion:

American's shouldn't cosplay, otherwise the world might end. Seriously. There is a possibility here that, if Americans continue cosplaying, the apocalypse of 2012 will become a reality and every single one of us will die a horrible, tragic death. Please take this into consideration before dressing up or spamming catch phrases.

I am now ready to go slam my face into a pillar, the longer I type with the American Rei Ayanami on the screen the further into nausea I delve.

Ugh.

P.S. Learn to laugh at yourself or you're going to die of stress related complications. Maybe a heart attack, stroke or auto-erotic asphyxiation. Either way, calm down and appreciate the fact that life is too short to care what some idiot like me has to say about your hobby.