Written by Morbid Optimist | 08 July 2010

1800LoanMart has acquired, quite possibly, the most brilliant spokesperson in advertising history: Hulk Hogan. By having Hogan screaming loan advice at his Hulkamaniacs, 1800LoanMart has targeted a tough to reach niche market, Hulkamaniacs. By zeroing on wrestling fans, the loan financing company has isolated and piqued the interest of approximately 97% of those in need of high interest, immediate, loans.

The commercial follows:

I'm a fan of this type of super direct marketing ideology, so I have come up with a few more ad campaigns for products I have yet to see have great celebrity endorsements.

Trojan Condoms featuring Lindsey Lohan

The beauty of this ad is that it tells what condoms are primarily used for; having sex with questionable women.

Tampax featuring Oprah

Considering women will go out in droves to do Oprah's bidding, if Tampax could land this endorsement, there wouldn't be a single box left, anywhere. This might end with riots at Tampax factories.

Smirnoff Vodka featuring Charlie Sheen

This is a perfect advertisement in that 1. Sheen obviously has used and enjoys this product and 2. The only way to find Two and a Half Men funny is to be wasted, preferably entirely passed out.

Louisville Slugger featuring Mel Gibson

'Nuff said.