6 Good Reasons to Continue Smoking - Smoking vs Masturbation
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24 September 2011
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| 6 Good Reasons to Continue Smoking |
| Coping with Stress |
| Drinking and Smoking |
| The Economy |
| Old Age? No Thanks. |
| Smoking vs Masturbation |
| Smoking is Cool |
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5. Smoking is Easier in Public than Ferocious Masturbation
Although it is not quite as satisfying and takes approximately four minutes longer to finish, smoking is ridiculously easier to get away with in public places than ferocious masturbation. I'm not talking about your normal public masturbation of course, considering that task is relatively easy if not downright acceptable to do in public spaces. I'm talking about the completely self-punishing wank that you joke about like it's nasty but do in the privacy of your own bathroom while your significant other is waiting for you to finish a long ass game of Monopoly.
Take my word for it, attempting that in front of a crowded Wal-Mart will get you some interesting reactions. Smoking, on the other hand, will get you best friends, new lovers and possibly a handful of new family members.