6 Good Reasons to Continue Smoking - Smoking is Cool
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24 September 2011
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6. Smoking is Insanely Cool
The most significant reason to keep smoking is obviously due to the level of coolness associated with the habit. Actors, actresses, musicians, businessmen, homeless people, the young, the old and even the president of the United States all smoke. There is no such thing as an addiction to nicotine, there is only an addiction to being awesome.
Ever since the Earth was created by our lord and savior Moses (also a smoker) 2023 years ago, there has been a universal consensus agreed upon by every single human being ever: Wearing the color black increases your levels of awesome by a minimum of 12%. Do you know how that is applicable to smoking? Think about it, if you smoke your lungs and small intestine turn black. How cool is that?! You have the opportunity to "wear" black on the inside, thus multiplying your levels of cool by at least 24% if you are wearing black clothing as well! Imagine just how amazing your autopsy is going to be.
Why wait? Smoke today!