6 Good Reasons to Continue Smoking - Old Age? No Thanks.
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24 September 2011
| Article Index |
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| 6 Good Reasons to Continue Smoking |
| Coping with Stress |
| Drinking and Smoking |
| The Economy |
| Old Age? No Thanks. |
| Smoking vs Masturbation |
| Smoking is Cool |
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4. Who Wants to Live to be That Old, Anyway?
Tobacco's opponents are often heard saying, "Each cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life." If that is even the truth, is that really so terrible? Here is a list of bullshit you (most likely) won't have to deal with if you die by the time you're 60:
- Social Security Paperwork
- Adult grandchild who made poor life choices
- Senility
- Mobility aids (wheelchairs, walkers, etc.)
- Eating dinner at 3:30 p.m.
- Large print books
- Starting 38% of your phrases with, "When I was young..."
- Not recognizing yourself in the mirror
- Planning meals around fiber
- The History Channel
- Electronics based confusion