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Welcome to Morbid Optimism

This site filled with social commentary, ideas, satire and miscellaneous crap. M.O. is currently contextually supported by two writers, Morbid Optimist and One Mountain.

About Morbid Optimist: 26 years old and currently unemployed. He lives in San Diego, which really is a cool city, but the cost of living there is ridiculous. Originally from Sacramento (which might also explain his natural bitterness), he seems to have a unique outlook. If what he says pisses you off, get over it, we're here for fun, not to change your life.

About One Mountain: He rode in on a white woman, cummin round the mountain some 27 years past.  The world saw fit to displace his poor soul in Salt Lake City, Utah, where he all but perished.  Famished and destitute, he was nursed back to health by a sex-starved cougar who needed to be needed.  He now lives amoung the local mormon tribe disseminating his tales terrible misery encountered in his many persuits of the great beaver pelts of the west.

Why M.O. was started: Because all the cool kids have their own URL.

Why have ads on M.O?: As mentioned above, Morbid is unemployed. Being unemployed doesn't quite offer the financial freedom one might expect; Don't worry though, the $16 earned from ads over the last two years have done wonders for us.

 

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