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14 May 2013
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Cognitive dissonance is hilarious. We've all been there – facing evidence so seemingly true that our entire worldview is proven wrong and we stutter and drool for a few minutes before offering up a righteous "FUCK YOU" right in the face of the liberal/atheist/progressive/physisist/agnostic/philosophic/mathematician (pick one, they're all evil). However, instead of resorting to cursing like that, we should be saying thank you for the chance at feeling what they must feel every moment of their lives: Cognitive dissonance.
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27 December 2012
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For those of you who are fans of Morbid Optimism's Facebook page, you know that we hit the 1,000,000 page views mark today. Realizing there are others who would also like to reach this significant milestone, I'd like to share my secrets to financial freedom, international acclaim and generating traffic.
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19 December 2012
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News
Mostly following party lines, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives has passed a vote to ban schools in the wake of recent events. House Majority Leader John Boehner said, "As the only common denominator of the school shootings has been that they take place at schools, the only common sense solution to stop massacres, like those in Newtown, Connecticut and at Columbine High School, is to remove schools from the equation."
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13 December 2012
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Entertainment & Gaming
I'm currently in the process of trying to land an interview with Tuxzdo Blakk, the notorious and awesome hip hop artist from Sacramento but out of Texas. His stuff hearkens back to an era of smooth lines, actually entertaining lyrics and a touch of subtle humor that'll keep you guessing: Get a sample of what I"m talking about after the jump.
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10 December 2012
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Entertainment & Gaming
There shouldn't be a doubt in anyone's head as far as Wall-E
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03 October 2012
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Entertainment & Gaming
I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why Jeff Dunham continues to get Comedy Central specials. There is no allure to his act. No wit. No charm. No comedy. I have put some serious thought into why I have to see his face on my television every time I’m trying to watch something that’s actually humorous, and the only logical conclusion I can come up with is that he has a firm grip on two very specific demographics: the uneducated and racists.
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02 October 2012
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When I was first offered the opportunity to write articles and make money off of them I said, “Fuck Yeah man, where do I sign?” And now that it has been about a week since this has happened I have yet to come up with something worth writing. I have extensive education in English and Literature, and here I am having a hard time writing about things that should be easy. Add a comment
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25 September 2012
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Miscellaneous
Are you sick of looking in the mirror and realizing that you are just too thin? Like most people out there, you are probably fed up with being healthy and are looking to gain weight. Well, look no further because the following tips will help ensure that you gain anywhere from 20 to 30 pounds in no time at all.
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15 September 2012
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While we’re used to seeing Kate Middleton don amazing and beautiful fashions from big-name designers, she has recently unveiled a new fashion that is not only quite impressive, but affordable by every woman on earth and hopefully becomes a trend that rages on ad infinitum. For those that are unsure how to recreate this unique style, the steps are quite simple: Add a comment
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03 September 2012
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Opinion
There isn’t anything quite as repulsive as some clothing designers attempt at what they consider to be “high fashion.” The only thing that I can think of that grates me as much as these infantile attempts at art is people who say, “I don’t give a fuck,” at every opportunity of yet continue to wear name brand clothes.
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