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24 September 2011
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Opinion
Everywhere we turn, we are constantly being bombarded with a terribly biased opinion. From commercials to the packs of cigarettes themselves, we are being told that smoking is a plethora of horrendous and life-ceasing compound adjectives. Due to this artificial and unfounded public outcry against smoking, I present to you the truth on why you should keep smoking.
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12 August 2011
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Miscellaneous
Commercials, news reports and our hyper liberal friends all tell us that the kids in Somalia need assistance, immediately. That is ridiculous. Why should we go out of our way to spend $5 on some kids who, obviously, don't deserve our money?
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26 February 2011
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News
Republicans in the House on Friday announced they will no longer entertain any further amendments to healthcare after discovering an alternative that can be entirely cost free to taxpayers; binaural beats.
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28 September 2010
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Entertainment & Gaming
A 9.5 rating from IGN.com for any video game is pretty spectacular, that's what makes my decision so difficult to stick to. Even my wife keeps hinting at the fact that I should go out and pick up Halo: Reach for myself.
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02 September 2010
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Miscellaneous
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Time Machine - H.G. Wells
As I find more books legitimately within the public domain, I will expand this list.
Also, if you think of any public domain books that you would like to see added to this list, just post them in the comments.
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27 August 2010
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Entertainment & Gaming
In an apparent attempt to ruin every aspect of my life, Blizzard released Starcraft 2 on July 27th, 2010. Considering the game has targeted and affected me, and me alone, there can only be one logical conclusion: Blizzard developed Starcraft 2 for the destruction of my personal life and emotional well being. Anyone that thinks differently is highly confused and obviously has a severe logic deficiency.
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21 August 2010
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News
I am wearing my angry face. Every week I make sure to swing by the CNN website to read up on current events. I peruse through health, tech, world events and spend a decent amount of time on the justice link. And I am really starting to see an annoying pattern of child abuse and neglect.
Take for example this ridiculous couple: James and Anna Cardona from Georgia. Police were responding to a domestic dispute call and found two young girls at their house. The 5 year old had rotting teeth, was covered in spider bites, weighed 160 pounds and could not walk 10 feet without being winded. The 4 year old was in a soiled diaper, covered in bites and weighed 89 pounds. Both were filthy. The oldest was not enrolled in school. The youngest was still drinking from a bottle.
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20 August 2010
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News
Right on the front page of CuernavaCasas.com.mx, there is an important apology targeted to white people from Arizona; allow me to share:
So if you're from Arizona, white, and politically inactive, you are still disqualified from renting homes through this company. The hypocrisy of their 'sorry' apology is astounding, being so remarkably racist itself. Hell, at least Arizona's lawmakers are making an attempt -albeit poor and thinly veiled- to make SB-1070 to not seem so racist.
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13 August 2010
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Opinion
“Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...”
And so goes one of my favorite quotes on one of my favorite movies in cinematic history. Idiocracy. Add a comment